So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
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