ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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