I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
