everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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