I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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