is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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