i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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