You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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