Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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