Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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