your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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