I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
