I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
Shame is for Republicans.
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