If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
