I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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