You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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