Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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