Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I fill condoms, not promises.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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