What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Randomize
