dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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