Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Randomize
