I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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