She said her name was "party"
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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