I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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