Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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