is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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