yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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