Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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