I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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