Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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