she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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