..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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