I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
