According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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