you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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