How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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