what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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