i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
