Are we in a gay sports bar?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I am available for nakedness
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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