we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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