What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Randomize
