So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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