look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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