I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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