I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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