But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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