so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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