using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
i dont even know how to be here
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I want to be your penis for a week.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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