At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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