Cold hands, warm shart.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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