That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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